Celebrity Death Animal Planet

I've been toying around with an idea for a game/reality show, that is a combination of Celebrity Death Match and Animal Planet Shows. The basic premise is that you would throw a set of angry creatures into an enclosed space and see who lives. It provides endless watercooler conversation. For example, who would win:

1) A Rhino vs. an Elephant?
2) 3 Giraffes vs. a Lion
3) A Grizzly Bear vs. a Hippo in 3 feet of water.
4) My co-worker Susheel, covered in Peanut Butter vs. 14 Angry Squirrels

You get the idea...

Of course changing the venue helps also, having any of those contests in the ball pit at McDonalds would make them that much more interesting. I bring this up because it looks like someone has staged one of these fights. I present to you:

Spider vs. Snake

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