Fantasy Toilet Choosing

There are three toilets in the men's bathroom at work and each has distinct strengths and weaknesses, so I can never decide which one to use. In short:

-Toilet one is right next to the urinals, so you can get pee on your foot.
-Toilet two flushes erratically.
-Toilet three is in the handicapped stall and has a faulty lock.

I've had good and bad experiences in each, but a decision needs to be made. So I present to you:


Wow, that was close, but the handicapped stall takes it, faulty lock and double amputees be damned!