"What is Jackass?"

So, our basketball season is, to put it gently, subpar, but at least this exists:



Honestly, I thought the exact same thing the first time I saw the video, and even if I knew the answer, I would happily sacrifice $800 to be the star of this video. Oh, and in the spirit if full 20-year-old-Jeremy-would-beat-the-crap-out-of-current-old-man-Jeremy disclosure, I fell asleep 30 minutes in first half of the UNC-Duke game on Wednesday. I have excuses ... Really, I do ... but honestly, there is no excuse for that.